So I said to our great First Lady who can draw a crowd. Did you watch me tonight on television First Lady? People love our First Lady, I tell you. Go out and get her book. She just wrote a book. I hope she said good things about… I don't know. I didn't… So busy. She just wrote a book called Melania. I go out and buy it. It's great.

If she says bad things about me, I'll call you all up and I'll say, don't buy it. Get rid of it. No, but she said to me, I said, “Baby, did you see the crowd? We had 18,000 people. We could have filled it up three or four times.” Bruce Blakeman said to me, “If we went to a stadium or a park, we would've had a 100,000 people or more.” So I'd call up my wife and I'd say, “Baby, who could draw crowds? Nobody can draw crowds like me. Nobody. Not even close.”

I'm the greatest of all time. Maybe greater even than Elvis because Elvis had a guitar. I don't have a guitar. Elvis had a guitar. I don't have the privilege of a guitar, but I'd say, “Baby, who could do it like me? Nobody can do it like me. How great am I?” I'd say, “How great was the speech?” Not how good. How great was it? She'd say, “It was good, but your hair looked terrible tonight.” Or, the worst ever. So I said, how good was it First Lady? She said, “It was good, but you couldn't find your way off the stage.” I was imitating Biden and they said, I did it. I couldn't find my way off the stage. No. So you can't be sarcastic. Sarcasm with the media doesn't work. Okay. It doesn't. So I've given up about 90% of it.